A Lack Of Passion Is Fatal
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Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
Sincerely,
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
“I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes and no one would notice her. She loved that. So as we we’re walking down Broadway, she turns to me and says ‘Do you want to see me become her?’ I didn’t know what she meant but I just said ‘Yes’- and then I saw it. I don’t know how to explain what she did because it was so very subtle, but she turned something on within herself that was almost like magic. And suddenly cars were slowing and people were turning their heads and stopping to stare. They were recognizing that this was Marilyn Monroe as if she pulled off a mask or something, even though a second ago nobody noticed her. I had never seen anything like it before.” - Amy Greene, wife of Marilyn’s personal photographer Milton Greene
(Source: beautilation, via bommiedollie)
Tips <3
Drink a peppermint tea after each meal.It aids digestion,clears your mind and boosts brain power.Only 2 cals per cup!
Have a elastic band on your wrist everytime you want to binge flick it!
Search for low calorie recipes on the internet or in magazines.
Drink lots of water.It has…
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Outtake. The snake head of Jason’s Lucius cane gets caught in Dan’s robes.
sorry, love
the head touch
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
(Source: littlechinesedoll)
move you finger back and forth so it looks like it’s following your finger
Just done this for a good 5 minutes
My life = complete
That actually did a very good job of entertaining me. Bravo Tumblr. Bravo.
reblogging for the awesomeness that is this post.
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